March 3, 2014
apparently, i wrote this in college. this is a picture text from my good friend dan. he found one of my poems in an old notebook of his. i can’t tell if it was a goof poem or serious poem. i read it once. i read it twice. i thought, this could simultaneously be the worst thing and the best thing i ever wrote. then i thought, that’s a good target goal for anything in life.thanks dan.

apparently, i wrote this in college. this is a picture text from my good friend dan. he found one of my poems in an old notebook of his. i can’t tell if it was a goof poem or serious poem. i read it once. i read it twice. i thought, this could simultaneously be the worst thing and the best thing i ever wrote. then i thought, that’s a good target goal for anything in life.
thanks dan.

October 16, 2013

i’m tired.

i’m tired of doing my laundry. i’m tired of shaving my chest. i’m tired of this zit on my thigh. i’m tired of biking. i’m tired of going to work. i’m tired of being a consumer. i’m tired of working for corporations who care less about employees than positions that need filled. i’m tired of thievery, robbery, and muggings. i’m tired of the 1%. i’m tired of lies, the good, the evil, the compromise. i’m tired of charlie rose. i’m tired of the rape of innocence. i’m tired of being single and alone. i’m tired of weddings. i’m tired of friendship. i’m tired of conversation. i’m tired of music, art, culture, and reckless wars. i’m tired of oxymorons. i’m tired of fucking virgins. i’m tired of stupidity, mine & yours. i’m tired of famine. i’m tired of fame. i’m tired of settling for less. i’m tired of being my best. i’m tired of paying for meals. i’m tired of going dutch. i’m tired of the dichotomy. i’m tired of life and it’s tired of me. well. maybe. i’m not tired of charlie rose. but. i’m definitely tired of this zit on my leg.

October 15, 2013

Greendale’s Finest! (i love bad fan art)

September 26, 2013
YEOUCH! ADVISORY WARNING!

YEOUCH! ADVISORY WARNING!

August 21, 2013

WHATCHA LOOKIN AT WILLIS, PHILLIS?!

August 6, 2013
so emo, brah!

so emo, brah!

July 25, 2013

united we stand. divided…

it’s never a white, black, young, old, brown, female, male, rich, poor problem. it’s simply a problem. details muddy up the solution. adjectives merely conceal the reality. the reality that we are here together. the reality that we don’t have enough we. we have too much me. one of us, one of me, one of them and other mindlessness. trayvon martin was not black. egypt was not in africa. poverty doesn’t affect the poor. newtown was not in connecticut. 911 was in uruguay. faith doesn’t make it moral. facts don’t prove anything. history doesn’t make us stronger. reflection. identification. progression makes us stronger. the next great black leader could be an asian man; the next great female voice could be a small male child; the next great anyone could be anyone and that’s beautiful. don’t separate us. don’t separate the solution.

i am not black. i am not old. i am not a man. i am hope. i am the future.

July 18, 2013
BLEEP BLARM and BLARRY BLON

BLEEP BLARM and BLARRY BLON

July 5, 2013
ooooooooooover it!

ooooooooooover it!

July 3, 2013

what if?

what if there is a god? what if there is a devil? what if all the religions are wrong? what if there was a war raging for heaven prior to the creation of mankind? what if the devil won that war just after mankind’s creation? what if the devil told humanity to worship a god? what if the devil manipulated all facts, all time, all things? what if the devil is all gods? what if religions were created by the devil to confuse humanity? what if hell is actually heaven? what if science and philosophy and all of mankind’s greatest traits that prevail throughout time were punished to hide the truth? what if god was a scientist? what if god loved creation because it was pioneering? what if it was art? what if it was music? what if it was academic? what if we were intended to be gods? what if we were just a simple experiment? what if god is more like us than we think? what if we don’t know that since we don’t truly know god? what if we believe things to be immoral because we’ve been manipulated and confused? what if we worship the wrong deity? what if the devil hates us because another god created us? what if this is blasphemy? what if i’m going to hell now? what if you’re going to hell for reading this? what if none of it is true? what if nothing? what if everything?